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proudmomof3boys
Big Kid
USA
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 Posted - 11/07/2009 : 12:57:52 PM
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What do you do all day??
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>> A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
>> their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers
>> strewn all around the front yard.
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>> The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house
>> and
>> there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an
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>> bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded
>> against one wall.
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>> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the
>> family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
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>> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on
>> the
>> counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
>> floor a
>> broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by
>> the back door.
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>> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
>> clothes, looking for his wife.. He was worried she might be ill, or that
>> something serious had happened.
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>> He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
>> bathroom
>> door.
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>> As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn
>> over
>> the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been
>> smeared over the mirror and walls.
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>> As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
>> in
>> her pajamas, reading a novel.
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>> She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went..
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>> He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'
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>> She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home
>> from
>> work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'
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>> 'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.
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>> She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'
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peaches1919
Big Kid
USA
2811 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2009 : 1:06:16 PM
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Don't eat anything bigger than your head. True in the sixties, true today. ~ Chuck Lorre
Don't believe that crap that you're as young as you feel. Your feelings lie. ~ Chuck Lorre
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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maggiev
Embryo
Germany
146 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2009 : 1:52:13 PM
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| giggle.. oh my .. sounds like what my house might look like if i took a "day off" too. |
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kellyk9
Big Kid
USA
2219 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2009 : 1:57:17 PM
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| too funny....and so true! |
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eve72
Big Kid
Canada
4301 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2009 : 3:07:27 PM
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| lmao i like that that was funny hehehehe |
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rahrah05
Toddler
USA
867 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2009 : 3:57:33 PM
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| Lmao! Thats funny! |
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brittsaqtpie1
Big Kid
USA
1831 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2009 : 8:06:50 PM
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| haha made me laugh... made tyler read it and told him to never forget it :) he said I'll have to frame it for him |
 
 
"The day you slipped away was the day I found it won't be the same" - Slipped Away by Avril Lavigne |
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MegandBabe
Big Kid
Canada
1102 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2009 : 9:14:42 PM
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| haha ... it's so true! |
 
 
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jellybelly
Big Kid
Australia
3635 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2009 : 02:38:40 AM
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| haha LOVE it!!! |
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mellywumps
Big Kid
United Kingdom
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thebrigette
Moderator
USA
3681 Posts |
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Funny...for all those SAHM's
